@pleasesavemefromthemonsters
Well well, look who we have here. Sherlock Holmes, in the flesh. It’s been a long time.
How do humans deal with this?
My head…my head -he grabs his head with both his hands.- It hurts…it’s hot! Why is it hot when I’m freezing?! -He coughs then sneezes.- Gahhhh…that’s disgusting…-waves his hand to get the mucus off it.- Everything hurts. My whole body hurts. This might be worse than when I was hit by a dalek blast….ohhhh, my stomach….SOMEONE GET ME A BUCKET!
[Amy put a hand over her mouth and nose when she realised what was wrong with him.]
No offense, but don’t come anywhere near me.
Amy…Amy…I’m sick…Help me…
Humans can be ever so cruel, can’t they Doctor dear? Now now, I can cure all your ails…
Oh good Gallifrey.
Is this really what I become?
Yes…Hello there!
Interesting that you haven’t regenerated already, going by how ridiculous you act.
Now, now; Play nice you two.
Now Master, don’t even act like you wouldn’t enjoy watching us play rough.
Oh, you know me so well~
I’m not complaining.
I don’t see any problems.
This is so my song. No, really, it is. Sorry, I’m busy dancing. You can’t reach my phone! STOP CALLING, STOP CALLING! STOP TELEPHONING ME!
That goes for you too, River! ;D And don’t you bloody dare vandalize anything to reach me.
Oh good Gallifrey.
Is this really what I become?
Yes…Hello there!
Interesting that you haven’t regenerated already, going by how ridiculous you act.
Now, now; Play nice you two.
Now Master, don’t even act like you wouldn’t enjoy watching us play rough. 
This is so my song. No, really, it is. Sorry, I’m busy dancing. You can’t reach my phone! STOP CALLING, STOP CALLING! STOP TELEPHONING ME!
That goes for you too, River! ;D And don’t you bloody dare vandalize anything to reach me.
Oh good Gallifrey.
Is this really what I become?
Yes…Hello there!
Interesting that you haven’t regenerated already, going by how ridiculous you act.
This is so my song. No, really, it is. Sorry, I’m busy dancing. You can’t reach my phone! STOP CALLING, STOP CALLING! STOP TELEPHONING ME!
That goes for you too, River! ;D And don’t you bloody dare vandalize anything to reach me.
Oh good Gallifrey.
Is this really what I become?
You’re so delicious when you’re angry.
Now now, dear, we all know what happened last time you gave me those eyes…
Maybe after I kill this other Master we can play.
Mmm, do make a recording of it for me, won’t you? I can’t imagine anything better than watching you fighting yourself. My two great passions all rolled into one. Brilliant.
You’re so delicious when you’re angry.
Now now, dear, we all know what happened last time you gave me those eyes…
Well, well, well.
If it isn’t my old friend. It’s been quite a while, hasn’t it, Master? Do you like what I’ve done with the place?
Hello Doctor. And yes. Yes I do.
I was quite hoping you would. Finally, the little humans won’t blow themselves up.
Heaven? Do be serious, Master. We both know it’s too late for that.
